Uh hi, everyone! I just got here on elekk.xyz!
I'm not new to Mastodon, but I felt that I needed a more "personal" account to talk about my trans-y thoughts and stuff on.
So uh hey, I hope you guys like me :)
So here's a thing:
I am interested in hiring someone for about 500-1000 words of erotic fiction to be credited and used in an upcoming comic, specifically from women/nb writers, esp POC. At the very least, I wanna talk to some people about rates.
Selfie ec 💜
It's #PurpleThursday friends
The rest of my outfit is just jeans and Vans, I brushed my hair but it's never not a mess
I am willing to pay cold, hard, FIAT cash to someone willing and able to port https://raw.githubusercontent.com/sivel/speedtest-cli/master/speedtest.py
to golang (that compiles/works on mips64 as a single, static binary -- if that matters. which it probably will)
how much? YOU TELL ME (and let me know why you're a great fit for this task). I am willing and able to pay a premium because this is something far more useful to me in two weeks than two months.
boosts very much appreciated.
selfi,ec, belated wenbiesday
Awww i missed #wenbiesday . Do-over today because this outfit is fly and i am feelin it
I'm curious of people's opinions on the use of the honorific Mx. Is it truly gender-neutral, in that it is acceptable to use for a binary-gendered person, or is it only acceptable for non-binary-gendered people? (Obviously if someone has specified their honorific, you use that, but if they haven't?)
literal toilet humour, wtf, microfic
As my bare arse cheeks slowly descend to the toilet seat, the postman stirs. His time has come, the prophecised five minute window during which no package can be delivered, nor signature received.
Two doors away, he picks up the pace. The first is a simple drop, the second is too big for the slot! Curses! He knocks once, twice. Shuffling footsteps. No, she's old, wants to chat! He eventually breaks away. He can still make it, there's wiping time!
Eternal being, staring into the void since time immemorial
Owner of ceilidh.space. Sometimes I toot in Gàidhlig here
"cèilidh" (pronounced "kay-lee") is a Scottish Gaelic word meaning "visit." It is used to describe large gatherings where communities would come together to eat, drink, and be merry. This instance uses Mutant Standard emoji, which are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.