A fake vampire, or "shampire"
A vampire who wants your credit card details, or "scampire"
A vampire who sleeps in a tent, or "campire"
An illuminated vampire, or "lampire"
Count Dracewela's child, or "lambpire"
A vampire who's the empress of a bunch of footstools, or "the ottoman empire"
A slightly wet vampire, or "dampire"
A vampire wearing glittery makeup and tight leather jeans, or "glampire"
A vampire who assists with wheelchair accessibility, or "rampire"
A Biblical vampire, or "Father Abrahampire"
A vampire who's won the Olympic gold, or "champire"
@Murkrow a vampire who specializes in dehydration-related injuries, or "crampire"
@balrogboogie a vampire who specialises in studying for exams at the last minute, or "crampire"
@Murkrow a vampire who builds stereo equipment, or "ampire"
