starting my federated AP-enabled Klout replacement
(omg i'm totally kidding, please, wait, come back!)
You are now eligible for a free toot sponsored by 
@balrogboogie I want this, I need a website to validate me by telling me I'm an influencer in "dogs" and "network security"
LB: this but unironically :^)
@balrogboogie I store my influence in the toot-klout!
@balrogboogie
DJ Sundog endorsed you for bandwagon ridership