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Yippie-kai-yay, mister falcon @balrogboogie

my parents tell me they've never read Dune but

1. My name is Paul
2. My middle name is Duncan
3. If I'd been AFAB, I was going to be named Jessica


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@balrogboogie i can imagine conversations you must have had:

parents: if you don't succeed, try try again.
you: try and fail?
parents: no! try and die!

@balrogboogie Now you'll never be able to trust them. Clearly they are lying.

@kara they were big Twin Peaks fans, so it's very possible that they are secretly huge David Lynch fans and just never told me :shrug_g1: