paul @balrogboogie@ceilidh.space

that's me in the corner
that's me in the spotlight
that's me in the combination corner/spotlight

I hope you are having a lovely day with a nice cup of coffee

me on twitter: ugh my TL is hot garbage, I need to unfollow like 200 people

me on the fediverse: followed. followed. followed. youre all followed. all of you are beautiful souls and I want to see all ur posts

I am become root, deployer of worlds

I know i'm risking bringing Voting Discourse into my mentions with this, but I just got a notice from my township that, since we voted in no-reason absentee ballots last year, I had the option of always voting absentee.

it made me feel good, hopefully more working and disabled people in our state will be able to vote now that they don't have to find a way to get to the polls or risk losing a shift/their job over it

I fought the paw and the paw won

troll voice E-Prime would completely fix this issue ducks behind cover

just saw something that reminded me of this, but I hate the tendency for us (white) Americans to say "Im French" "Im Irish" "Im ___" when what we really mean is "My ancestors were ___."

I dont mind people being proud of their heritage, I'd be quite the hypocrite for that, but it just seems appropriative (is that even a word?). Many of my ancestors were Scots, but Im not Scottish, and it seems like Id be insulting actual Scots if I claimed to be

boosting my own selfies to prove to @Louisa that I do, in fact, look like 90% of the guys on here

a recruiter: calls my phone
me, not answering: eww who even calls people anymore
recruiter: texts my phone
me: first of all, how dare you,,

i'm a simple webbed man, I like simple webbed things

i still find "webbed site" to be hilarious any time it's used

dauntless had a big update yesterday and introduced a new game mode, "Escalation." Instead of a battle being with a single behemoth, you fight progressively harder behemoths until you get to the top of the island, and sometimes even more than one monster at a time.

It's super challenging, but in a way that's fun, unlike the last game mode they introduced, Trials.

I'm finding it hard to concentrate on work today ​