I am become root, deployer of worlds
@elomatreb and backproletariation ;) @balrogboogie
Black cat emojeeee
and Mutant Standard iiimps

benjamin franklin invented the concept of slang, before him everyone spoke perfect dictionary-english
the 3 tenses:
wasn't
amn't
willn't
Since an example fits in a toot:
extern crate rand;
fn resultize(i: usize) -> Result<usize, String> {
if rand::random() {
Ok(i)
} else {
Err("whoops!".into())
}
}
fn main() {
let iter = (0..10).map(|i| resultize(i));
let results = iter.collect::<Result<Vec<_>, _>>();
println!("{:?}", results);
}
did you know, if you have an iterator that emits Result<T, E>, you can collect it into a Result<Vec<T>, E>?
federated AP-enabled hamsterdance
You are now eligible for a free toot sponsored by 
starting my federated AP-enabled Klout replacement
(omg i'm totally kidding, please, wait, come back!)
in awe of the size of this lad, absolute unit
I think this means I have to change it to `chairs` everywhere tbh
aside: I've only used `chars` twice in this source and both times I initially spelled it `chairs` 
why look stuff up in the docs when the compiler can just tell you
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One of the sites I worked on is up for public enjoyment! I'd love it if you could look at and leave a rating on the BBC Zombies app, a visual novel-style eLearning course promoting diversity as you try to survive the zombie apocalypse.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/taster/pilots/zombie-learning-challenge
Hello, I'm coming from twitter and I'm totally new to Mastodon (5 minutes). Is there a preferred android app for mastodon ?
gargron told me if this post gets ten thousand boosts he'll give me the website and i will become the new gargron
Sorry to keep posting this, but our situation is pretty dire. We haven't enough to cover the basic bills, let alone food, and our supplies are dwindling. Please give us a signal boost. Thank you.
http://designatedheckingadult.tumblr.com/post/175372478025/trans-couple-in-trouble